aksiznarfnovamrak
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Post by aksiznarfnovamrak on Mar 1, 2014 3:35:26 GMT
So a bunch of crazy twelve year old girls are over at my house for my sister's sleepover. Which of the following is aksiznarfnovamrak most likely to do?
a. Attempt to befriend the strange creatures
b. Hire a hitman to murder them all
c. Lock myself up in my room and watch ASiB again and weep silently over my feels.
d. Set a rabid tiger off on them and record their reactions for my amusement.
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Rivers
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Post by Rivers on Mar 2, 2014 1:00:27 GMT
This has been a very, very late reply, but for the humor of speculating how your sister's friends will react to the following conditions I'll be going on and saying what might be the result in case you did push through with the options.
a. The attempt would be met with awkward grace, and no actual development of a friendly bond will occur. Unless one of them happens to be quite the avid fan of Sherlock or has a rather rabid interest in something that you like, and only then can you actually maybe set a lopsided smile and inwardly squeal at victory. You have accomplished the feat that is befriending the strange creatures that are your sister's friends.
b. Lots of screaming and shrieking from girls scared of out their wits. Murder scene would actually look grisly, and judging from the ballistics report it'd be easy to say where the hitman came from, and based on the casual air of the household and just sisters in general it'd be easy to say who's the mastermind behind it all.
c. We all know how that one will end. No need to elaborate.
d. Reaction time on learning that there's a tiger loosed on them: check. Speed on running away from said tiger: check. Time it takes to pet the tiger: ...well.
These are all thought of in the assumption that your sister is younger than you, and therefore her friends as well. On the case that she's older, well...the results would be somewhat harder to think about.
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Post by aksiznarfnovamrak on Mar 2, 2014 3:02:12 GMT
This has been a very, very late reply, but for the humor of speculating how your sister's friends will react to the following conditions I'll be going on and saying what might be the result in case you did push through with the options. a. The attempt would be met with awkward grace, and no actual development of a friendly bond will occur. Unless one of them happens to be quite the avid fan of Sherlock or has a rather rabid interest in something that you like, and only then can you actually maybe set a lopsided smile and inwardly squeal at victory. You have accomplished the feat that is befriending the strange creatures that are your sister's friends. b. Lots of screaming and shrieking from girls scared of out their wits. Murder scene would actually look grisly, and judging from the ballistics report it'd be easy to say where the hitman came from, and based on the casual air of the household and just sisters in general it'd be easy to say who's the mastermind behind it all. c. We all know how that one will end. No need to elaborate. d. Reaction time on learning that there's a tiger loosed on them: check. Speed on running away from said tiger: check. Time it takes to pet the tiger: ...well. These are all thought of in the assumption that your sister is younger than you, and therefore her friends as well. On the case that she's older, well...the results would be somewhat harder to think about. Yes, my sister is twelve, and she's three years younger than me. Actually one of them was a Whovian Nerdfighter, which was a wonderful thing to discuss when I was required to be downstairs to help with stuff. But other than that, yes, I did watch ASiB AGAIN. (Never gets old. I have the entire episode memorized almost word for word.) |
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Post by Rivers on Mar 2, 2014 8:18:13 GMT
Yes, my sister is twelve, and she's three years younger than me. Actually one of them was a Whovian Nerdfighter, which was a wonderful thing to discuss when I was required to be downstairs to help with stuff. But other than that, yes, I did watch ASiB AGAIN. (Never gets old. I have the entire episode memorized almost word for word.) I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself speaking their lines, and I'm calling dibs on you following Sherlock's dialogue (with Irene, most likely) with a bit of sobbing on the side. :'D |
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Post by aksiznarfnovamrak on Mar 2, 2014 16:57:31 GMT
Yes, my sister is twelve, and she's three years younger than me. Actually one of them was a Whovian Nerdfighter, which was a wonderful thing to discuss when I was required to be downstairs to help with stuff. But other than that, yes, I did watch ASiB AGAIN. (Never gets old. I have the entire episode memorized almost word for word.) I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself speaking their lines, and I'm calling dibs on you following Sherlock's dialogue (with Irene, most likely) with a bit of sobbing on the side. :'D I kind of say every line as it is being said. But then when the Adlock scenes happen, I'm silently gawking in the amazingness that is our ship. |
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Post by Rivers on Mar 2, 2014 22:47:33 GMT
I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself speaking their lines, and I'm calling dibs on you following Sherlock's dialogue (with Irene, most likely) with a bit of sobbing on the side. :'D I kind of say every line as it is being said. But then when the Adlock scenes happen, I'm silently gawking in the amazingness that is our ship. Just sharing this, but... There's this time when I thought of nothing and basically mentally repeated Mycroft's lines to Sherlock about not being alarmed by sex. X) And then of course there's Sherlock saying that love is a dangerous disadvantage but no you cannot hear me over the sound of sobbing. |
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